I have made this a personal goal to make a unique Birthday message to the people I know on Tumblr.
Your Birthday message will be composed entirely from words that do not contain the letter ‘e’ which as you know is the most commonly used letter in the alphabet, thus making it a complete challenge to simply form words. I hope the time and effort in which I made this from can suffice as a present! The message is as follows:
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Hi Libby! I wish you a happy birthday and just want to say that you now contain a product of two and six add un point half world orbits around our sun which is a brilliant thing as humans will now bring gifts to you which is always cool. You should grin whilst this vingt-four hours go on as you will not do this again until un plus world orbits around our sun. Scribbling this on Tumblr is now without a point as you would no doubt want hold a physical gift, but I put a lot of thought into this and it is thought that counts and I put many hours minus a lot into this post. Sorry I cannot go to your birthday party, but grin and laugh anyway without I, for you will laugh without my company which is an important thing. Thank you for placing your optical balls onto my birthday shout-out and carry on laughing!
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Whew. It feels extremely liberating to use ‘e’s again.
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I had to get it out of my system.
Anyways thank you for deciphering my message because I genuinely spent at least half an hour on a single paragraph, half of which was spent on thinking of how to say the bit about the presents…
Bottom line: Happy Birthday Libby!!!!!!!!!
P.S. You don’t really go on Tumblr much though so this may go to waste…
P.P.S. Sorry for completely ruining your dashboard other people!
P.P.P.S. By far the weirdest present you will ever receive…
asdfghjkl;’ Robert this is insanely cool! Omg, you’re awesome! Tumblr presents are the best kinds of presents! I toyed with the idea of replying to this without using Es but I gave up after about 30 seconds because there is an “e” in LAUGHED. But seriously, wows.
Happy birthday Libby! Everyone should go wish her a happy birthday!
P.s: Finnick in his underwear
p.s.s: Yes, it fails, but to be fair its not that terrible :P
Omg, I loveyouiloveyouiseriouslyloveyou! :) It has.. it has Finnick in his underwear and everything. It does not fail! asdfghjkldfghjkjhgfdfangirling.
I’ve been trying to convince my husband to read the Percy Jackson books. He liked Harry Potter, he likes kids’ books, he wants to write them, so why not, I figure? Being a big fan of Percy (and the Kane Chronicles and the Heroes of Olympus) I recommended them. There may be some Percy Jackson spoilers below.
Him: Does Percy, the character, have a complicated backstory like Harry Potter? The Boy Who Lived, etc?
Me: Not really. His backstory is sort of, his mom met this guy, and they did it …
Him: That is everyone’s backstory.
Me: Shut up. And then the next morning the dude is all, “Well, that was great, but I am Poseidon, Lord of the Waves, and we can’t really be with mortals, but if you have a kid he’ll be a demi-god, so good luck with your thing.”
Him: Hahahaha!
Me: What?
Him: That is the worst excuse for getting out of a one-night stand ever. You wake up, the guy is putting on his pants, you’re all, “Are you going to stay for breakfast?” and he’s like, “No, sorry, I’m …Poseidon, Lord of the Waves, and I must return to my undersea kingdom and resume ruling over the fish.”
Me: But he actually WAS Poseidon.
Him: That’s his story. That’s almost as bad as leaping up and announcing you have to go because you just saw the Bat Signal.
Me: Ever tried that?
Him: Only in college.
Who from the cast would make the best tribute?
”[…]We’re here to say that we’re ok with people being gay. Does it really matter if your guy friends like guys over girls? I mean, doesn’t that just leave more girls for you?[…]”
Katniss and Clove’s fight scene.
